Kentucky & whether or not Florida is truly southern

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not Brad rich, the boat is 18 years old.........
 

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Definitive answers to thread title. Note the assessement of the Florida Panhandle.
 
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I got the long bench and that greenish porch color wrong. It told me dolly Parton would be proud lol.

I've never seen or heard anything about a long porch bench plank rocking thing. Looked weird AF honestly.
 

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You Might Be a Southerner If … You Recognize These 20 Things



17 out of 20
I got the birdhouses, biscuits with icing(?) and the long bench thing wrong.

Your Results​

You answered 14 out of 20 questions correctly. Here’s where you stack up:
20: You’re a perfect Southerner
16–19: Dolly Parton would be proud
12–15: You’ve definitely been to the South
Less than 12: Bless your heart

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The one's I missed were:
#3 Haint blue (in the south, everyone knows what a "haint" is and it ain't no color.)
#5 Sheepshead (I've never been able to catch one of those even though I've fished in the GOM countless times.)
#6 Joggling board (Must be some "high falutting" thing because I've never seen one.)
#8 Sweetgrass (Another one of those pricy things that I would never have experienced while growing up poor.)
#10 Bisquits (That's just dumb)
#17 Bojangles :shakehead:
 

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As a carpet baggin', GD Yankee, let me educate all of you "Southerners"...

"The South" is old money Charleston... it's old money Macon... hell, it's old money Jackson, Mississippi... it ain't you. You are either trailer trash, or country, and those are everywhere, but you ain't "Southern"
 

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:headslap:

The one's I missed were:
#3 Haint blue (in the south, everyone knows what a "haint" is and it ain't no color.)
#5 Sheepshead (I've never been able to catch one of those even though I've fished in the GOM countless times.)
#6 Joggling board (Must be some "high falutting" thing because I've never seen one.)
#8 Sweetgrass (Another one of those pricy things that I would never have experienced while growing up poor.)
#10 Bisquits (That's just dumb)
#17 Bojangles :shakehead:
Haunt blue is to keep the ghosts off your porch. Every self respecting southerner knows that!
 

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As a carpet baggin', GD Yankee, let me educate all of you "Southerners"...

"The South" is old money Charleston... it's old money Macon... hell, it's old money Jackson, Mississippi... it ain't you. You are either trailer trash, or country, and those are everywhere, but you ain't "Southern"
Mom is from Macon and dad is from Moultrie. It don’t get more southern than that!

Edit … except we ain’t old money. :headslap:
 
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As a carpet baggin', GD Yankee, let me educate all of you "Southerners"...

"The South" is old money Charleston... it's old money Macon... hell, it's old money Jackson, Mississippi... it ain't you. You are either trailer trash, or country, and those are everywhere, but you ain't "Southern"
Let me educate you GD Yankees
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